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Basic Elevated Mold (3 Samples)
Lab Report of One exterior (“control”) and 2 or more interior air / surface mold samples.
 
Structural Narcotics (3 Sampled Areas)
Go / NoGo results for:  Cocaine, Crack, Heroin, Amphetamine, Methamphetamine, Ecstasy/MDMA, Benzedrone, Buphedrone, Carfentanyl, Cathinone, DMT, EAPB, Fentanyl, Ketamine, mCPP, MDMAI, MDPBP, MDPV, Mephedrone, Methadone, Methcathinone, Methylone, Mexedrone, MPA, PCP, Pentedrone, Pentylone, PMA, PMMA, 2-aminoindane (2-AI),  other synthetic/designer drugs.

    AUTHORIZATION FORM, below
    All boxes must be filled in!
    Even if not applicable, simply enter “N/A”, so it's not blank!
    Then click "SUBMIT", Waaay down at the bottom.
    This certifies you've read & agreed to the conditions & terms listed below.
    Thanks!
    Jeanne & Russell



    ​Please scroll down and click "SUBMIT" Button!

    Authorizations and Terms -   The Parties Understand and Voluntarily Agree as follows:
     
    Mold Sampling Agreement:
     1.  Purpose:  The purpose of the visit is to collect samples (air, swab or bulk) of suspected mold from mutually agreed locations to be analyzed by a laboratory. 
     2.  Scope:  The scope of the sampling is limited to the readily accessible areas of the property; attics and crawlspaces are viewed from hatch areas only.   The sampling is based on the condition of the property at the precise time and date of the visit and on the laboratory analysis of the samples collected.   Mold can exist in inaccessible areas such as behind walls and under carpeting.  Furthermore, mold grows.   As such, the report is not a guarantee that mold does or does not exist.  The report is only indicative of the presence or absence of mold in sampled areas.  As a courtesy the INSPECTION COMPANY may point out conditions that contribute to mold growth but such comments are not part of the bargained for service. 
     3.  Report:  The CLIENT will be emailed a copy of the results of the laboratory report of the samples collected, "usually" within five business days of visit.  However, with the advent of COVID 19, lab results have occasionally taken up to 15 business days.  We have no control over, nor liability for, the speed of delivery to the lab, nor the speed at which they process the samples.  We can make inquiries regarding shipping tracking numbers or lab progress on your behalf.  In the case of delays out of our control beyond 15 business days, we are willing to re-test and re-submit samples for you at 1/2 the original fee, as a courtesy.  Alternatively, in delays out of our control beyond 15 business days, you may request 50% of our fee to be returned to you.  Again, this is a courtesy to you, with no culpability on our part.  Re-test and re-submission fees during the 15 business day period are borne fully by the client. 
    ​Please note:      The INSPECTION COMPANY is not able to interpret, interpolate or expand upon the laboratory report.
     4.  Exclusivity:  The report is intended for the sole, confidential and exclusive use and benefit of the CLIENT and the INSPECTION COMPANY has no obligation or duty to any other party.  INSPECTION COMPANY accepts no responsibility for use by third parties.  There are no third party beneficiaries to this agreement.   This Agreement is not transferable or assignable.  Notwithstanding the foregoing, the CLIENT understands that the INSPECTION COMPANY may notify the homeowner, occupant, or appropriate public agency of any condition(s) discovered that may pose a safety or health concern.
     5.  Limitation of Liability:  It is understood the INSPECTION COMPANY and the laboratory are not insurers and that the sampling, laboratory analysis and report shall not be construed as a guarantee or warranty of any kind.  The CLIENT agrees to hold the INSPECTION COMPANY and their respective officers, agents and employees harmless from and against any and all liabilities, demands, claims, and expenses incident thereto for injuries to persons and for loss of, damage to, destruction of property, cost of repairing or replacing, or consequential damage arising out of or in connection with this sampling.
     6.  Limitations Period:  Mold presence and growth fluctuates daily; any legal action arising out of this Agreement or its subject matter must be commenced within thirty days from the date of the sampling or it shall be forever barred.  The CLIENT understands that this limitation period may be shorter than the statute of limitations that would otherwise apply.
     7.  Litigation:  The parties agree that any litigation arising out of this Agreement shall be filed only in the Court having jurisdiction in the County in which the INSPECTION COMPANY has its principal place of business (Bonner, ID).  If INSPECTION COMPANY is the substantially prevailing party in any such litigation, the CLIENT shall pay all legal costs, expenses and attorney’s fees of the INSPECTION COMPANY in defending said claims. 
     8.  Severability:  If any court having jurisdiction declares any provision of this Agreement to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in effect.  
     9.  Entire Agreement:  This Agreement represents the entire agreement between the PARTIES.  No statement or promise made by the INSPECTION COMPANY or its respective officers, agents or employees shall be binding.
     10.  PAYMENT is due at time of onsite inspection and prior to delivery of laboratory report.  CLIENT has carefully read the foregoing, understands it, and voluntarily agrees to it.

Exposure can cause symptoms including:
Paranoia, Convulsions, Acne, Sores, Sleep Deprivation, Excessive Talking, Severe Depression, Poor Coping Abilities, False Sense of Confidence, False Sense of Power, Hallucinations, Increased Heart Rate,  ​Numbness, Dramatic Mood Swings, Memory Loss, Aggressive Behavior, Violent Behavior, Weight Loss, Impaired Speech, Hyperactive Behavior, Decreased Social Life, Increased Sexual Activity, Panic . .
 
5G Screening (*) - Documentation of highest level encountered in the living area.  Symptoms may include:
Cell Growth Depression (even the National Cancer Institute notes association between the use of cellular devices and a higher risk of cancer), Greater Frequency Pollution, Radiation through the Skin, Dangers to Heart Health, Vision/Cataract Problems, Reduced Bacterial Resistance, Ecosystem Disruption (lightning bugs and honeybees disappearing), Ozone Disruption, Crop and Plant Health Risks, etc.
 
EMF Screening (*) - Documentation of highest level encountered in the living area.  Electromagnetic waves, especially the ionizing type, are potentially lethal and can kill a person. The non-ionizing form of radiation has the potential of causing long-term health effects that can indirectly be the cause of death.
 
ELF Screening (*) - Documentation of highest level encountered in the living area.  Research has focused on possible carcinogenic, reproductive, and neurological effects. Other suggested health effects include cardiovascular, brain and behavior, hormonal and immune system changes.
 
RF Screening(*) - Documentation of highest level encountered in the living area.  RFs have been weaponized and have caused cardiac problems, neurological damages, altered blood cell counts, increased chromosome aberrations, elevated cancer in children and adults. Causes include: microwaves, wireless mobile devices, infrastructure.
 
(+) Allow 5 business days for emailed lab results. Additional surface or swab samples are $95 each.
(*) As the web becomes more censored, documentation becomes increasingly rare.  See: https://emfadvice.com/5g-radiation-dangers-health-concerns/  and  https://www.osha.gov/elf-radiation/health-effects and https://scientists4wiredtech.com/2017/03/rfr-hazards/  to start.